May 19, 2008

public speaker - A good best man speech Posted By : Gareth Berry

Ladies and gentlemen, if there's anybody here this afternoon who's feeling nervous, apprehensive and queasy at the thought of what lies ahead, it's probably because you have just got married to John. I work with John John and I first met after I engaged head-hunters to find some of the best consultants in the computer business and they came up with John's name. I hounded John for some time to come for an interview and when we finally met I had no doubt in my mind . It just occurred to me, as John was making his speech that today must be the first time he has stood up in front of as many people and not sent them to sleep talking about Health and Safety or the benefits and efficiencies a Risk Management System well done John! Seriously, John is good at his job, so good in fact that we all call him 'God' at work. Sorry about that 'bloody' word, I shouldn't swear, you can rest assured that, unlike most traditional best man speeches, which are full of sexual innuendo, I've promised John and Jane that if there is anything slightly risqu

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